"I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING GILBERT. HE SCREAMS AND THEN HE ACTS LIKE HE’S SORRY AND IT’S HIS FAULT AND HE TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON HIM OR PICKED HIM UP WRONG HE TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT HIM."
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
Wow I’m American and I just realized how ridiculous and flip flopped the system is because of the size of unit of measurement wtf
It should be day month year because month day year makes no sense I’m moving to another country
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
me avoiding my problems
[GAMKAR SHIPPERS AGGRESSIVELY INHALE]